ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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