my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I have post one night stand depression
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