i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
