Already got asked if we're dating
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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