I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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