I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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