are you still at the devil's house?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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