We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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