their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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