Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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