Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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