420 ftw
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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