Porn is love you can see.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
This is my life. Enjoy the view
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
