i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i came on her dog
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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