Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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