My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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