Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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