He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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