8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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