I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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