Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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