I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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