Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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