Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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