think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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