do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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