That's intense
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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