Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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