so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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