There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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