no you cant smoke seaweed
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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