I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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