Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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