Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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