Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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