How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
