CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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