Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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