you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
