she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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