Rock
Scissors
Fuck
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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