is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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