Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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