I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
If I die, sorry about rent.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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