Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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