Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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