Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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