If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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