its not stalking. its research.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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