yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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