Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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